January 27th, 2012
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The clock is ticking for all of us – even celebrities.
But, it’s always amazing when some celebrities exit early — and others somehow, some way, seem to cheat death.
Here’s a rundown of some celebrities who are still miraculously alive in 2012:
– Gary Busey – He’s been arrested for spousal abuse, not paying his rent and possession of cocaine. With all this dangerous behavior, you’d think it would have caught up with him by now.
– Paula Deen – She recently revealed that she was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. Has any news report shocked you less? Frying everything in a tub of butter turns your beating heart into a ticking time bomb.
– Bob Barker – Even at this advanced age and deep into his retirement, he is still going strong.
– Britney Spears – For a while, she was on a crazy bender – and came out the other end still upright and functioning. Maybe the worst is behind her. We will see.
