The Top 10 Douchiest Guitarists of All Time

February 12th, 2013 Posted in Offbeat News

douche“O.C. Weekly” has put out a list of The Top 10 Douchiest Guitarists of All Time.  And yes, JOHN MAYER is on it, even though they’re talking about HOW the musicians play . . . not how they act when they’re not playing.

They say, quote, “There’s a fine line between sexy and, well, douchey.  You know, that rocker who poses on his knees for just a little too long, gives us just a little too much ‘O’ face during every solo and is hell bent to show us all how many guitars he or she can play at once.”

Here’s the Top 10:

1.)  Steve Vai (I think the picture to the right speaks volumes to his doucheness)

2.)  Eddie Van Halen

3.)  Superstar shredder Michael Angelo Batio

4.)  Joe Satriani

5.)  C.C. DeVille from Poison

6.)  Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit

7.)  Rick Nielsen from Cheap Trick

8.)  Esteban . . . the guitar overlord of QVC and HSN

9.)  Yngwie Malmsteen

10.)  John Mayer

(–For brief write-ups and videos for each, hit up

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