The Top Five Worst First Dates

February 13th, 2013 Posted in Offbeat News

dateWhen it comes to a first date, wading through FECES is only slightly worse than introducing someone to your parents.  A new survey asked people to name their WORST first dates.  And this is the top five . . .

#1.)  A day trip to a sewage treatment plant.

#2.)  A tour of a coffin factory.

#3.)  Meeting the other person’s parents.

#4.)  Visiting a prison.

#5.)  Going to a wedding.

The survey also found 2% of people have been to a STRIP CLUB on a first date.  But NOTICE how that did NOT make the bottom five.

Coincidentally, we know for a fact some people WILL have sewage plant dates on Valentine’s Day.  In Brooklyn, New York, the Newton Creek sewage treatment plant is offering Valentine’s tours.  They say it’s by popular demand.

( / Fox News)

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